Badly Drawn Football Field. Knowle West, Bristol.

This is a real football field. Those are real markings. The building to one side is a school. Whether this pitch was drawn by the pupils of that school or external contractors remains a mystery. All I know is; this is the most badly drawn football field in the world. Of particular note is the difference in distance between the centre 'circle' and the two 'ovals' around the goal area; I use the geometric terms very loosely here. Personally though, I quite like the way that the central circle is almost, so very close to being rugby ball shaped from certain angles.

Spotted as we drifted in our balloon over Knowle West in Bristol one early morning. Dear oh dear.